My Top Ten List

Since the paid writers are on strike, I thought I would fill in and do my own top 10 list of jokes. Of course if any stand up comedian uses my material I also expect royalty fees.

How to Tell You’re Getting Old

  1. You drive with the radio turned off because you enjoy the silence
  2. You read the obituaries looking for classmates
  3. You think MySpace is the arm’s length distance someone should stand away from you
  4. You are home Friday and Saturday nights before 9 p.m.
  5. You want to date men just like your father or women like your mother
  6. You inquire about the senior citizen’s discount when you go out to eat
  7. You start to sound like your parents
  8. You watch the evening news
  9. You listen to AM Talk Radio
  10. You think text messaging is too much work

Add your own to the list by leaving a comment. :)

Posted on November 6, 2007 at 4:56 pm by Natural · Permalink
In: Humor

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  1. Written by Ms Peppermint
    on November 7, 2007 at 9:07 am
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    you know you’re getting old when the bags beneath your I’s become U’s – LMBO!!!!

  2. Written by Erica
    on November 7, 2007 at 9:36 am
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    You know you’re getting old when: YOU HAVE TIME TO SIT AROUND MAKING UP THESE CORNEY JOKES!!

  3. Written by Ms Peppermint
    on November 7, 2007 at 9:38 am
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    GASP!!!!!!! LOL!!! HUMPH!!!

  4. Written by toutou
    on November 7, 2007 at 10:10 am
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    1. true sometimes; 2. true (or people i’ve known); 3 never use; 4. so very true and sad; 5. yes men like my dad; 6. not yet; 7. yes in some instances; 8. i do to see what happen in the hood (lol); 9. sometimes to see what the ytes have to say (humph) and 10. true it is becoming…..Others are for me…watching tbs to see the reruns of Beverly Hillbillies and other shows to remind me of the old/good days… :P

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