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add to favorites Comedy of Errors Literary Works
This book was written in my early 20's. Never before seen stuff, mostly because nobody was interested, but I know you want it now. Meow. This is a first edition, so $1,500 seems fair. If you don't have the $1500, I'll let it go for $15.00. Just so you know, if I were dead, I'd be turning over in my grave right about now.
add to favorites Chloraseptic Miscellaneous
An uneaten chloraseptic throat drop. The one left behind leaves you wondering if I started to feel better. Worth the money. I may even tuck in a story with the packaging. Please call for suggested purchase price.
add to favorites Book Miscellaneous
A book I read. Please call for suggested purchase price.
add to favorites My Gum Food and Drinks
This gum is as fresh and happy as can be! Just look at that smile. And please note my talent in using my tongue to fold the gum nicely without any teeth marks on the body. Take that Britney Spears! I bet your discarded gum had molar and canine markings throughout.
add to favorites Personalized Pen Miscellaneous
This pen is about 7 years old. Get it now before the ink dries up. Please call for suggested purchase price.
add to favorites My Book of Depressing Poems Literary Works
A period in my life when I could only speak in various stanzas. Actually this book is priceless and it's not for sale.
add to favorites Loafer Shoes,Clothing, etc.
I'm only selling one shoe because that's all I have. The other one was left behind in the woods when I was running from a monster and fell. I'm willing to sell it for half price.
add to favorites Cup and Water Food and Drinks
I took a sip of water from this cup and I'm throwing in the bottled water for free.
add to favorites My Watch Shoes,Clothing, etc.
Um, it's for sale because I can get another one at Wal-Mart. For $6.95, I get about 2 watches per year.
add to favorites Virgin Mary Bread or Holy Bread Food and Drinks
As I was about to fling my piece of toast out of the window for the birds, I noticed an imagine that looked just like the Virgin Mary. I decided to keep the toast and call the local paper. I have to charge a little more for this bread because of its popularity, but it's still at a discount while I'm alive. Have at it.
add to favorites Half Eaten Toast Food and Drinks
Running late for work? Don't bother eating the other half, just auction it off. Somebody will buy it.
add to favorites Vitamins Food and Drinks
My actual vitamin bottle. It's empty, so you'll have to buy your own or just admire the bottle and what could have been.
add to favorites Shirt off my back Shoes,Clothing, etc.
I was told this shirt is wrinkled and it makes my chest look flat (and it is), so the shirt has to go. I have enough problems.
add to favorites Enhaler Miscellaneous
Used when I had bronchitis. I'm sure you can get a few more pumps out of this baby. Please call for suggested purchase price.
add to favorites Kahlua Food and Drinks
This bottle (empty of course) has sentimental value and is over 4 years old, but I'll part with it for money. It caused enough problems.
add to favorites The Parenting Manual Literary Works
I wrote this e-book many years ago on the premise that if a coffee pot comes with a manual, then where's the manual for the babies? The hospital did not think I was funny, so I wrote my own darn manual and I will not be doing business with them again. This book instructs parents how to teach major principles over hundreds of rules. $39.95