Archive for the ‘Clothing’ Category

Butt-to-Gutt Ratio Gone Wild

From Blog Photos Yep, I’m back in the gym. Why? Because my butt-to-gutt ratio is in fierce competition for body dominance, whoever expands the biggest is the winner. I’m gaining weight fast and it’s not even egg nog season yet. I inhale and my butt pulls at my clothing, I exhale and my gutt snatches [...]

Posted on September 4, 2008 at 2:04 am by Natural · Permalink · 60 Comments
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What My Clothes Reveal About Me

Not too many people know this about me, okay no one does, but I have my own clothing code that’s synched with my moods. I can be so quiet that people are forever trying to “read me”, by looking at my face. That’s kind of sad because I have a natural poker face, you’ll get [...]

Posted on June 4, 2008 at 1:00 am by Natural · Permalink · 32 Comments
In: Clothing, Humor

I Wish I Had Duck Feet

I have two issues I’m dealing with and I think this book might be a part of the problem and the solution. Problem Well this is not really a problem, but I’m starting to wonder how come every time I go to the library I find another book that reminds me of my childhood. I [...]

Posted on March 15, 2008 at 1:30 am by Natural · Permalink · 26 Comments
In: Clothing, Rants

10 Best Jeans Under $100?

Who saw this on Yahoo! yesterday? Glam.com listed the top 10 places where you could get jeans for under $100. Gap Long & Lean, $49.50 Levi’s Eco Collection, $78.00 J. Crew Overdyed Bootcut, $88.00 Paper Denim & Cloth Topaz, $88.00 Roxy Brooks Skinny Stretch Jeans, $44 Cheap Monday Tight Jean, $65 Victoria’s Secret Uplift, $68.00 [...]

Posted on December 4, 2007 at 12:02 am by Natural · Permalink · 15 Comments
In: Clothing

Conversations With My Clothes

I look at the clothes in my closet the same way I stand with the refrigerator door open. Of course, I hope, there is food in the fridge, but for some reason I am unable to make a choice. The food is just not speaking to me. Nothing in there is yelling, EAT ME!. So [...]

Posted on October 19, 2007 at 12:02 am by Natural · Permalink · 4 Comments
In: Clothing, Humor